Welcome to the FC Black Foot Blog. FC Black Foot was started at a DC United tailgate in the summer of 2008. We are an alternative supporter group of DC United. We have no dues, we have no rules, and there is absolutely no free beer. We created this blog to give out information for each game and our thoughts and opinions on all things DC United.

-Cheers, The Colonel of Music and beer

Friday, March 27, 2009

Be all DCU can Be

Hello to all you United-philes! Well, the home opener is rapidly approaching so I thought it would be a fine time to intrduce myself. So far you have, I hesitate to use the word enjoyed but oh well, the fine articles and commentary put out by the Colonel and the Kernel. Now meet the Colon-Al. It will be my job to recap and comment on the goings ons, tailgates and good times of the Blackfoot faithful. If you are reading this; that means you. Think of me as an intelligent, less gay Prez Hilton. Watch what you say and do, or don't, and make my job easier. Check my columns for recaps of funny events, food critique and decisions in the Saunders v. Saunders throwdowns that go with tailgating like tea and toast. Fear not, my column will not at all be vicious but rather entertaining, and vicious. Put it this way, this is where you come when you are done with sentance fragments and improper punctuation. Just check it out and you will DC what I mean. The column shall be called: The Foot Print.

As for the home opener itself, it is the opinion of this Blackfooter that we looked good in our opening game against L-Gay and will carry on that form against Shit-cago. I expect Blanco to play with enthusiasm and a complete lack of respect for and awareness of his arms. He will most likely be red carded inthe second half for beating his wife. The potent United offense will open up the Chicago defense like a DC-section. Prediction: we will be celebrating an United Victory. The question is: will you celebrate in a way that will end you up in this very column? We shal DC . . . .

Colon-Al (give the name a chance, it will grow on you)


  1. its 'A' united victory not 'an' united victory...silly welshman.

  2. the name sucks btw...silly welshman.

  3. you have your head IN your colon, therefore this joke goes over it.

  4. i thought we had to stick with the "colonel" theme, there is not much left. I will attempt again . . .

  5. rich is dr of dank, so go with any professional title you like....LOL.